The End Is Near
This is it, this is the end. I’m dying! I thought I was dying a couple of weeks ago when I had a cold, but that was nothing. Nothing compared to this!
I think I've mentioned before about my food phobia, and this fun little game my family likes to play with me called Let’s See Who Can Give Livia Food Poisoning First? Well, it would appear that one of them has succeeded. I don’t know how, I'm very careful to watch what they do with the food because this isn’t the first time they’ve tried, but they did it. I won’t go into details, but let’s just say that there are things coming out of my body that I don’t remember putting in it.
I know this is the end. The lights are dimming, it’s getting harder to breath, and my life is flashing before my eyes... All that exercize, all that careful eating, all those bad habits that I felt guilty about... All for nothing! Good-bye cruel world! Please remember me fondly. And don’t forget, I want to be cremated... After an autopsy!
I think I've mentioned before about my food phobia, and this fun little game my family likes to play with me called Let’s See Who Can Give Livia Food Poisoning First? Well, it would appear that one of them has succeeded. I don’t know how, I'm very careful to watch what they do with the food because this isn’t the first time they’ve tried, but they did it. I won’t go into details, but let’s just say that there are things coming out of my body that I don’t remember putting in it.
I know this is the end. The lights are dimming, it’s getting harder to breath, and my life is flashing before my eyes... All that exercize, all that careful eating, all those bad habits that I felt guilty about... All for nothing! Good-bye cruel world! Please remember me fondly. And don’t forget, I want to be cremated... After an autopsy!
posted by RT at 1:15 AM
15 Comments:
you poor thing.
Maybe you should get really drunk...just a thought
:P
ps. i hope you don't die
If I thought I could keep it down, I would.
Whaaaaaaaa... LoL. Owww.
Maybe ... go to the doctor? Just a crazy thought.
-- david
Ohhhhh no! Feel better soon. Maybe you should try that BRAT diet they say to give children when they've got those kind of symptoms - Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast. Honestly I don't think that's just for children - but what the hell, I never paid attention to health until I had one. LOL
Get better! My blog world without Liv would mean the demise of it.
They do say alcohol kills bacteria. A mixed vodka drink could do it. That BRAT diet sounds intriguing too. Get better!
CSI: RT. It has a nice ring to it.
CSI: Rumpleteazer at your service! Yeah. Ya know, I don't think we have to worry about that one becoming a spin-off.
Linny: Only if it can be surgically removed.
David: Bite Your Tongue! The only way I'm going to a doctor is if I'm unconscious or otherwize can't protest.
Loraloo: Good call. I was actually thinking bananas, but we don't have any here and I wouldn't have made it to the store.
Jenn: Are you being sarcastic again? :p
Martin and Boko: I'm trying it now :o)
Thanks Guys! I am starting to feel better, and thinner. I guess it was just a matter of letting it work it's way out... But just to prove how evil my family is, they made pizza today! Yeah, like I'm going within ten yards of that puppy.
OW! Biting my tongue hurts ...
Glad you are feeling better. Stay that way.
Death by pooping...not a gracious way to go.
hope you are feeling better. I have been dealing with a bad cold, so bad that the other day, when I had a knap I woke choking. I couldn't breathe in. My airway was practically glued shut cause my throat was so dry from buildup and from my heater being on. Scary situation there. Did you ever get a chance to listen to some of my music?
Food poisioning is the WORST! You really do feel like dying! I'm glad to see that by the time I read this you were already feeling better.
I'm sure getting drunk does not appeal to you right now...maybe some saltines and chicken broth?
By the way DID you write your will? Do I get anything????
:)
Food poisoning yeck, that has to be the worst thing cause you know you are going to be sick until it all comes out. Did I read in someone elses comment that you don't like playing doctor?
I am jumping on this post late. I am sure you either feel better or you died. Please give us a sign, even if it is from beyond the grave, that you are ok :) heheheh
OOooooOOOOoooOOOOOoo...
:o)
Did I scare ya?
It's all over now, I'm doing fine. It was just that one night and the following morning that was so bad.
But now I'm worried about Fred. Anyone hear from him?
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