So...

I’ve been working on several different post, but they’re all bumming me out. I tried lightening the mood with Bambi, but you guys actually agreed with me (for the most part) which bummed me out even more.

So I've decided to write about something that you can’t possibly take seriously... I’m going to tell you your fortunes!

I used to do this on my website (‘Horrorscopes’) but I got bored with it... So now I'm thinking, what the heck, it might be fun again.

No personal information needed (other than your sign,) just say ‘yeah’ or ‘nay’.

Any takers? I have an 8 Ball, an Indian-head nickel, and all kinds of other stuff just waiting for your reply...