Saturday, July 01, 2006

Summer Talk...

I don't get it. An old fat guy with big boobs can walk around during the summer without his shirt on, and no one raises an eyebrow, but a cute chick with big boobs can't mow her lawn topless without getting arrested for being 'indecent'!

Who the hell made up these rules? And who the hell is enforcing them???

Who insisted that a woman's body be hidden? Where the guys that made up this dress code gay? Why else would it be perfectly fine for a man to walk around in Speedos, but heaven forbid, a woman should show a little nipple outside the stripper bars and nude beaches.

It makes no sense!

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and most people want more beauty in their lives, then why are not more people standing up for what they believe beauty is?

Well I'm making my stand!

If you want to go around in the buff, you do it. I don't care what you look like, the human body is beautiful no matter what shape it's in. We are individuals, and in America, we should at least have that one freedom!

PS: If I sound a little pissed, it's because I had to work my butt off in the heat, all day, fully clothed... Then, on the way home, I saw all these guys out there with skimpy little shorts on...

It's just not right!


OH! By the way, has anyone else seen the new AABB (Give Blood) commercial? Is that great, or what?!? 'We're tired of asking nicely.' LMAO! ...I'm now a donor.

11 Comments:

Blogger RT said...

Actually, I just drove by your house Thursday and didn't see a sign of you. Where the hell have you been? I'd rather see you in the buff, than not at all!

And yes, you would cause an accident... You have gigantic boobs! Everyone would be stopping to look.

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they should make a law that guys should keep their shirts ON rather than us taking them off. I have a hard enough time getting guys to look me in the EYES when talking to me with the boobs covered! Plus, it hurts to walk around braless for long periods of time. Ouch.

11:50 PM  
Blogger LoraLoo said...

It amuses me how Americans are so damn uptight about the naked body but we'll fight to the death for our other freedoms... whereas other countries have no problem with nudity and it's extremely common in everday life.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

Hey we are slowly getting there, some of the nicer hotels here in Vegas have "European Style" pools that say it is ok to be topless. Oh and thanks for the visual of a very over weight sweaty man walking around with man boobs hanging out....heheheh

12:25 PM  
Blogger Martin said...

Feel free to thank those who have defined indecency and pornography for our culture and padded it with the legal action following their sense of cosmic justice. I digress... who has 'gigantic boobs' and hasn't sent photos?

6:38 AM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

I have seen many men that really, REALLY should keep their shirts on. I guess some people just like the attention ... but you're right, this shouldn't be over-regulated.

-- david

8:39 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

I was at the pool at our Disney hotel the other day, and there were a few boys walking around sans briefs. I could hear the parents; it sounded like they were German. Nudity is far more accepted to those living across the pond...it takes a litttle getting used to for an uptight American.

Can I have Jill's address? :)

6:18 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"cute chick with big boobs can't mow her lawn topless"

Hey how come I didn't know about this? I can't even get Teri to walk from the bed to the bathroom topless.

11:07 PM  
Blogger New White Keds said...

Europeans are far more open. We know this. It is sad, but a fact of life.

I am far more impressed with your notice of the AABB! Good for you! I coordinate all of our company drives (every 8 weeks religiously) and used to work for the blood bank. Nothing is as infuriating as people asking, "How much are you going to pay me for my blood if it is so rare?" Augh! What kind of place are we living in if people cannot do one small thing to help those around them in need. Oh, by the way -- I am also a recipient of more than 10 units of that life saving stuff. So from a survivor to a donor -- THANK YOU!

12:42 AM  
Blogger Martin said...

I heard that the reason she hasn't been posting is because she was arrested "fighting the power" when it comes to topless lawnmowing I'm waiting for pictures to confirm it, though.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Evil Sandmich said...

K, so you put posts up and delete them now? Don't you have a cat or something you can put pictures up of? I've thought about filming my cats 'fighting' and putting that up, somewhere....

Just interesting that you become motivated to post, which is difficult enough...

9:44 AM  

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